{"id":892,"date":"2010-05-29T21:40:27","date_gmt":"2010-05-29T11:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mindtomind.com\/?p=892"},"modified":"2015-02-13T06:37:49","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T12:37:49","slug":"brain_joke_rhinoplasty_smells_bad_think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/brain_joke_rhinoplasty_smells_bad_think\/","title":{"rendered":"Brain Joke: Rhinoplasty Smells Bad – Think"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I ever give you a joke, you should cherish it as a unique day.\u00a0 Well, today is a unique day.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Typical of the types of jokes that would have me rolling around on the floor laughing, usually leaves others wondering or thinking what the joke was all about.\u00a0 My jokes tend to be deep, thought provoking, and like this joke, it pokes fun at society.<\/p>\n

Without any further lead up to my twisted<\/strong> brain teasing<\/strong>, mind altering Joke<\/strong>, here it is:<\/p>\n

I just had Rhinoplasty, because eyes nose too much.<\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n

Now for those of you that just didn’t get it, I’ll give you a hint. Say, “Eyes Nose too much” 3 times fast and out loud.\u00a0 You should be able to get it then.<\/p>\n

Since I invented the joke, if you wish to pass it on, just let people know where you saw it first – www.MINDtoMIND.com<\/a> Hopefully it will go viral (doubt it…).<\/p>\n

Enjoy your day!<\/p>\n

Great Things Happen Here !!!<\/em><\/span><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If I ever give you a joke, you should cherish it as a unique day.\u00a0 Well, today is a unique day. Typical of the types of jokes that would have me rolling around on the floor laughing, usually leaves others wondering or thinking what the joke was all about.\u00a0 My jokes tend to be deep, thought provoking, and like this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[66,752,720,751,753],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chrysalis-brain-mind-think-tank","category-mind-to-mind-articles","tag-brain","tag-joke","tag-mind-altering","tag-rhinoplasty","tag-thought-provoking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5366,"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions\/5366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindtomind.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}